Missy Poo 

A cute person, usually a girl, who seems incapable of taking care of themselves.

"I accidentally spilled juice on my shirt"

"Aww it's ok missy poo"

Missy Poo by Talookatalika April 22, 2018

missy poo 

A small, hard, unsatisfying poo. Often leaves the person feeling like they didn’t get it all out.

‘how was your poo?’
‘Ah no good was just a missy poo.’

missy poo by Round the world November 18, 2017

Poo Mist 

When your fart is so dense you can almost feel, smell, and taste it in the are. Its like a light rain (mist) in a humid climate, however the weather is from your butt.

Guy1: Damnit, what is that? its like i walked into a stinky cloud!
Guy2: HAHA, you just walked into poo mist.

Poo Mist by Kermitp December 17, 2015

backwards poo masty 

Backwards poo masty is when you sit on the toilet backwards pooping and having a hand shandy

what did you do last night? Just went home and had a backwards poo masty

backwards poo masty by Neilbmx23 September 28, 2017

poo masty 

The act of masturbation while excreting feces so that as the semen is emitted from the penis in an orgasm a poo is shot out of the anus at the same time, creating intense euphoria.

Ohh man I had the best poo masty 10 mins ago, there is semen on the floor

poo masty by RORYKNIGHT October 16, 2008

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post 

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post by Gercoff February 2, 2023

Mista Poopsa 

The main character from Albert Reynold's epic, "The Way of the Poopsa". His malevolent trickery is notorious throughout the novel, and his reputation precedes him, causing him mishaps throughout his journey. He meets his horrid, but well deserved, end at the hands of a cruel thief whom Mista Poopsa had indirectly caused grief to earlier in his life. His name has become a term which is coined as an adjective in many educational institutions which have the book in its curriculum, to describe those with ill-willed feelings towards another.

"Hey Tony, I know Joe has been such a Mista Poopsa to you, but don't get too angry"

"My mom has been such a Mista Poopsa lately."

Mista Poopsa by MistaPoopsaFan69 April 14, 2010