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mistle-hoe 

A person who hangs out at parties under the Mistletoe - getting as many kisses as possible.
Did you see Amanda standing under the mistletoe all night? She is such a Mistle-Hoe!
mistle-hoe by LoriGold January 8, 2009

Missle Hole 

The opening at the front of a person's boxers or briefs.
Steve's Roner Boner took a turn for the worse when his erection popped out of his missle hole.
Missle Hole by D-Chainz December 25, 2020

mistleho 

Someone who spends a little too much time under the mistletoe.
When Sally drinks too much eggnog, she's sure a mistleho.
mistleho by mlm97b December 22, 2004

mistlehoe 

a girl/guy who waits around the mistletoe to get a kisses
"Did you see Linda waiting by the mistletoe for an hour?" "Yeah dawg she a mistlehoe!"
mistlehoe by korosumae March 8, 2016

Homing Missle 

1. A ballistic weapon usually fired from a stationary stand or a missile range. They can have heat-seeking capabilities, can be guided manually, or be controlled using radar. Very deadly.

2. Where a male is strongly attracted to a woman, and his weapon cannot resist chasing the female. It usually makes its impact between the legs of the female in her bosum or in her vagina.

Only in extreme cases does it head for the mouth.

NOTE: This is not a disease, but a very strong form if love. Sometimes, but very rarely, it occurs in the females.
The World knew that the rebels had missiles, but what they did not know is that they had homing missles, and thus they were more deadly.

The man was deeply attracted to the woman he wanted to make love to. His homing missle headed straight for the target between her legs, and began to perform a russian amphitheatre.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026