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When a man has MULTIPLE mommy issues or more than one mommy issue and wants a woman to take care of him like his mother did when he was a boy; so he never has to grow up and be responsible. Sometimes known as Peter Pan Syndrome because they never grow up.
Example of men with “missues” :

Men whose mothers were there but were cruel or mean to them growing up that feel as though they were robbed or cheated out of their childhood. They are then constantly searching for a “replacement mother” or “mommy” to correct the behavior they feel was inappropriate by their birth mother.

A man who was abandoned AND ignored by their birth mother, which causes them to have attachment issues and use women; never committing to just one woman.

A “lazy” or “unmotivated” male that allows a woman to assume full responsibility for ANY and ALL required marital duties.
Poor Joe, he has missues! I hope he gets help! His wife finally got sick of it and left his lazy ass!

Girl 1: Kristoff thinks he can just sit home while his wife Janet works full time. She even does all the cooking, cleaning, yard work etc. he doesn’t even shovel the driveway for her!

Girl 2: Yeah well she does it because she loves him & let’s be honest he lets her ...because Kristoff has MISSUES! Multiple volumes! Otherwise he’d man up!
Missues by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018

thug misses

1. Other word for Gangsta Boo, meaning a girl down with the thugs.
2. Rapstress Khia's AKA.
1. Thug misses, Queen Bitch, all my soldiers die with me (Khia)
2. That album Thug Misses is OTC!!
thug misses by SyntaxE July 10, 2006
To miss someone greatly. Typically in reference to a loved one.
baby, i missles you.

i missles you too honey
missles by Xie Yiping March 27, 2008
When you fail to hit at something.
Bad dart playa - *Throws dart - and fails to hit*
Commentater - Bad dart playa is up.. and he misses.
Misses by The Koaladude September 10, 2005

Ass Missles 

violent and painful poop with spherical that comes out of the anus at high rates of speed with a backsplash guaranteed to clear the anus of any remaining poop residue
Alec: I'm about to launch some serious ass missles

Eric: Don't get water on the floor man. I'm paranoid my parents might notice

Ben: It will be the shit of the century.
Ass Missles by Diabetus1 August 6, 2011

MissEspeon 

A mean human being that will sometimes be nice to you
That person name is MissEspeon
MissEspeon by Uhhhhhuhhhh February 15, 2021