missologist 

An individual who is actively involved in the beauty pageant industry, usually as a trainer, coach, historian or hardcore fan.

Used extensively in the Latin American media (SP: "missólogo").

He's attended every Miss Universe Pageant since 1965; he's a total missologist.

missologist by Missologist July 27, 2004

Moistologist 

A moistologist is a person(s) who studies and observes moistology.

"I have studied 6 years in order to become a professional moistologist."

Moistologist by The Moistologist March 30, 2017

pissologist

Pissologist {\pis AWL' ə jĭst\ (n.)} Somewhat vulgar slang term for "urologist", a medical specialty doctor who diagnoses & treats problems with the human urinary & reproductive systems; including cancer of the penus.

Gosh darn diddly-arn-it!!! I have to go to the stupid pissologist today so that he can examine those growths on my nutsack!!!

pissologist by Telephony June 25, 2012

Mixologist 

A wank word for someone who failed university and became a cocktail shaker.

John: I decided to leave university to become a mixologist.

Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.

Mixologist by 11398787 November 8, 2012

mitrologist 

A person who collects and studies hats and headdresses to better understand their underlying cultural meaning.

The mitrologist just gave a lecture on what can be learned about Latin America through its hats and headdresses.

mitrologist by Elliott777 March 12, 2007

Trust me, I'm a mixologist. 

A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.

Customer: How do you know this drink will be good?

bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

Trust me, I'm a mixologist. by t3vin24 April 7, 2017

Mixologist 

A tattooed apron wearing douchebag adorned with a quasi trendy moustache, usually wearing a page boy cap who significantly overcharges you for a gin and tonic with a rose petal in it whilst boring the fuck out of you about how he made his own campari

Q: Should we get some negronis?

A: NO! That bar spoon spinning hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up...

Mixologist by Notabeardedvillian December 9, 2021