firing off some ass missels 

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels

firing off some ass missels by [e-mail] February 2, 2009

missal 

Any book of prayer or devotions.

The missal contains holy prayers for the entire year.

missal by Trismegistic December 21, 2014

Missausagist

Missausagist (Miss sausage ist) is the description of a gay man with hatred, contempt or prejudice against men. Usually the preserve of the unfortunate as yet unliberated and stuck in the closet.

He was a friend of Dorothy's who hated her male friends but was somehow drawn to them not realizing his missausagist tendencies.

Missausagist by Fáinleóg June 24, 2018

Missasauga 

City near toronto where Tonya maidment was born.

penis missasauga.

Missasauga by lalachicky09 July 17, 2009

Missalitis

1. when your teacher suffers from incompetency.
(derived from the ancient drummer once kicked out of Billy Idol's band only to become a horrible, horrible teacher.)

Kid1: Man my teacher sucks!

Kid2: She must be suffering from Missalitis!

Missalitis by jesusjones June 17, 2009

Missastep

When a person trips or stumbles on the last step of the staircase because they thought there was one more step left.

When walking up the stairs i missastepped on the last step.

Missastep by Thoraxe the Impaler December 3, 2009

MissAster 

Female who is being a smarty pants. Or know it all.

Alright MissAster, we all know you have a photographic memory. You don't have to rub it in our faces.

MissAster by Clicksmama January 11, 2015