Mishappenings 

When something happens during a wild night that was not planned.

Person 1: Dude did you know you had sex with a fox last night
Person 2: What!!!
Person 1: I no, crazy mishappenings

Mishappenings by -Stephen-Potter- February 23, 2008

mishapanese

A portmanteau of 'mishap' or 'japanese'; a Japanese born individual who does not confide with the Asian culture in any way possible.

For example, a mishapanese person would be born in Japan, but not know the common knowledge of bowing to show respect, not to shake hands.

Another example would be how a mishapanese would eat. Japanese people are expected to use chopsticks efficiently in a CORRECT way but a mishapanese person would not be able to use chopsticks at all, nevermind eat food using said utensils.

"Dude, Haruki can't even use his chopsticks right. He has to use one of those support clips."
" I know man, he's such a mishapanese."

mishapanese by EYESAIAHH December 14, 2020

mishappenstance 

when u make a mistake on understanding whats happening

isa - u hate me huh?
emily - no baby, that was a mishappenstance… i love u

isa - ight fosho

mishappenstance by cartiloveme June 29, 2022

misshapenstance 

An unfortunate event, usually resulting in jail time.

Man, I had myself a little misshapenstance in the streets last week. Thanks for bringing the bail money.

misshapenstance by YOU DOG FART December 29, 2022