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Dick Misering 

This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.

Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.
Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.

Misfingering

Verb. This is the action of trying to finger a girl, but due to your severe intoxication you can't find the hole.
Guy 1: Dude I fingered this girl last night!
Guy 2: I heard it was quite the misfingering.....
Misfingering by Chasaki November 17, 2013

misering & mangling 

Misrepresentation by miswrought, selfish means
Such misering & mangling can lead to below the belt miserable practices.

miffering 

Miffering, the act of being miffered
Oh, they were up last night, miffering.
They're tots miffering right now.
miffering by THEPANDAGURL November 6, 2013
“Misliking Is One Of My Favorite Techtoker!”
misliking by killercheaf June 17, 2021

mispering 

To go missing, to become a missing person.
She's gone mispering again, probably gone off with that Joey.
mispering by pink girrafe February 16, 2006