misfag 

1. Extremely annoying person, who you absolutely can't stand.

2. An asshole; douche bag

3. An extreme version of a common misfit

4: A REALLLY STUPID PERSON

1. "Christiana is such a misfag, she's always purring and meowing at people. Like, why?"
2. "Yall are such misfags! I'm sick of yall always pushing me around and causing shit. "
3. "Austin you are the apidmy of misfag."
4. " Chris, you are such a misfag, no one can even equal all the stupidity."

misfag by nicole. fahrin January 29, 2014

Milfag

Milfag is an expression of describing airsoft players who go hardcore milsim and scream commands at you, they are normally very fat and out of shape and dont look like they would actually be in the military.

Dude this guys actually being an absolute milfag right now.

Milfag by Truceacred June 11, 2019

Missage 

Missage is a couple of rings given by the caller to serve as a message/hint/clue to the called person. The called person expects the call and is not supposed to answer the call. It is popularly referred to as "giving a missed call". For eg, giving a missage so that the other party can store your number.

Missed call is a portmanteau of missed call and a message.

Rajath : Hey! I don't have your number.
You : Wait. I'll give you a missage.

Rajath : When are you coming to the party?
You : I'll be running late. I'll give you a missage when I reach there.

Missage by rajathvsm April 24, 2010

missage 

The feeling you get when everything your heart beats for has suddenly abandoned you and you are left with a completely empty feeling that consumes every thought you can create. Your days are neverending and your breath is always short. Your fast faint heartbeats are only a reminder that there is more pain to come with each new day that arises. Every second of your time you spend racking you brain over where you went wrong, what you could have done different, why you always find yourself in these kinds of situations. Then as if nothing else is left and nothing else matters the miss factor starts to set in, slowly but surely it will devour every inch of your heart and you will lose yourself to that which you loved most. It is now that you have entered a new realm of despondency.

David: "hey man, I'm sorry about jessica"

Jason: "yea, the missage is pretty dumb"

missage by idkanymore February 22, 2009

misfap 

The event of something unfortunate occuring to a person while fapping.

"I had the worst misfap the other day."

"What happened?"

"My parents caught me masturbating as they came into my room to tell me they were getting a divorce."

misfap by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

midfag 

a midfag is a term used from 4chan.

a midfag is a fag from 4chan that has been around for a decent amount of time, but not enough to be an oldfag.

Anon1: GTFO newfag!
Anon2: Stfu turd! you cant even triforce! gtfo my 4chan!
Anon1: Lol you midfag.

midfag by Bob rogers midfag December 8, 2009

Misfart 

Occurs when movement of yourself or a certain objects causes a sound that mimics a fart. This usually involves chairs (or bar stools) or Velcro. The corresponding noise is then misinterpreted as a fart, and results in a awkward moment of either silence or unnecessary explanation.

Sometime only the maker of the noise realizes that they have caused a misfart and proceeds to explain themselves, thereby causing even more awkwardness.

Occasionally, especially when alcohol is involved, the misfart is actually a real fart, but the suspect believes they can mask it as a misfart.

May or may not be closely followed by a courtesy fart.

Person A: Dude i heard that

Person B: No i slipped and scrapped the chair over the marble floor, totally a misfart...

Person A: Dude, now i can smell it

Person B: Okay so i farted after, but the sound came from the chair

Misfart by nash667 February 23, 2010