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mirrorgasm 

To climax against your own reflection. This is an act of extreme erotic narcissism. Often preceded by removal of clothes in front of the mirror. Ususally nude, sometimes heightened with a little body oil. One slowly rocks and grinds against the cold glass. Kissing the glass. Eye contact makes it even more intense. The result is a quaking spasming passionate union with your double, on the other side of the looking glass. A simultaneous mirrorgasm. Warning: this can be addicitve. If practiced too much, one can fall in love ith themselves.
Giselle couldn't get last night's mirrorgasm out of her mind. The six foot mirror was streaked a smudged with body prints and lipstick marks. Her own. No one could come close. No one had the ability to touch Giselle, sending her into paroxysyms of ecstacy No one... but Giselle. And her "mirrorgasms" were her secret ritual.. Where body and body met . limbs entwined, hibone against hipbone, nipple against nipple. At the height of the mirrorgasm, the whole world disappeared aruond her as she fused with her double, every inch her perfect skin an electrode of pleasure.
mirrorgasm by ranna obliqua June 21, 2007
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mirrorgasm 

1. Achieving an orgasm by grinding one's nude body directly against its own reflection in a full-length mirror. No hands are required; body-to-glass undulations are enough to trigger this powerful explosion.

2. A simultaneous orgasm that ignites between one's self and one's reflection. An act of extreme erotic narcissism. The climax is often intensified by direct eye contact, mirror kissing, and body oil.
Julie caught a glimpse of herself in a hallway mirror at the crowded party. She was so hot for herself, she just wanted to get home, strip down, and give herself a mirrorgasm.
mirrorgasm by oneandonly June 21, 2007

microgasm 

An inferior sexual climax, usually very muted and of short duration, that leaves one generally unsatisfied or with a feeling of lack, the cause of which can vary, but some of the reasons can be: an unattractive partner, a particularly bad partner, lack of a partner, distraction/preoccupation with something else, severe intoxication, among others.
George: How was your date with Crystal last night? Did you score?

Jerry: Meh...yeah, but during the act, I began taking a good, long look at that weird mole on her neck - did you know there are 7 hairs growing out of that thing? - anyway, I kept staring at it in a repulsed trance - I couldn't tear my eyes away - and I only managed to pop off a microgasm.

George: Are you going to see her again?

Jerry: ...I don't think so.
microgasm by craigD October 14, 2006
That tingly feeling from either

- singing along
- dancing along

- or both

to songs by Kylie Minogue either live or recorded.

This is a play on the surname Minogue and the word orgasm.
This term is used when doing the 2 fore mentioned actions above and getting a wave of gay pop goodness that frees you from life for a period of time.

The effects will be teary eyes, vibrating muscles, constant urge to smile and the feeling to do it all over again.
Dude 1: Are you going to see her live on tour?
Dude 2: Yeah! I can't wait to get a Minorgasm there
Minorgasm by FeelingMighty February 18, 2011

microorgasms 

When doing biology but horny or when the body females a little bit horny
I was doing homework on microorganisms but decided to search up microorgasms
microorgasms by DicatationFTW May 15, 2016

Mariorgasm 

Making odd, sexual noises when playing Super Mario World, or any other old Mario game.
"She's totally Mariorgasming over Roy Koopa."
Mariorgasm by infamousmars December 17, 2008

milorgasm 

An orgasm produced by sex god Milo Ventimiglia. Milorgasms usually occur just from the sight of him, but fapping is also recommended.
Girl 1: I so totally had a milorgasm when watching Heroes today.
Girl 2: ZOMG me too! He's so hawt.
milorgasm by emilyinwonderland January 13, 2008
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