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2. miracle
A term used by Deadheads back in the day, meaning a ticket to a show given as a gift to someone outside the venue who has no ticket. Usually given randomly by a stranger. Taken from the Grateful Dead song "I Need a Miracle."
I was walking around the parking lot when this guy came up and miracled me
1. Miracle
A term used by ICP (Insane Clown Posse) to explain everything that already has a scientific explanation. This includes but is not limited to - fuckin rainbows, pelicans, music, butterflies, and shooting stars.
The fat one: Hey, faggy, how do magnets work?
Faggy2dope: Well, a scientist tried to explain it to me, but he's gotta be lying, I bet it's magic.
The fat one: This shit's a goddamn miracle.
3. Miracle
Sometimes the word miracle is used to explain an event that cannot be readily explained. Usually comes out as a miracle from God.
Claiming something to be a miracle saves a lot of wear and tear on brain cells.
The bullet missed me, omg its a miracle.
4. miracle
when your night out at the strip club, you went home safe and had one dollar left in the wallet.
I found a dollar in my wallet after night out at hungry I ,that's a fucking miracle !
5. Miracle
A breakdown in the laws of physics. If one happened, it would cause a lot of freaky weirdness and probably kill you, because we need physics to work to survive.
If gravity stopped working, you'd float into space and die because there's no air. Miracles are scary things.
6. Miracle
Something you will never, ever forget. Even if life tries to wipe off the memory, it will stay attached.
The day you find your love. The day you have children. They day you were born, and the day you die. The days that hold special memories. Those are miracles.
7. miracle
Something which has a near-zero chance of happening at any particular time, but thanks to the infinite number of chances, actually happens fairly regularly.
The chance of a cancer patient waking up one day having gone into spontaneous remission is only one in eleventy billion, but it still happens! What a miracle!