| 15. | Peyton Manning | ||
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QB for the Indianapolis Colts that DOES NOT CHOKE
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Peyton Manning would have 3 superbowl rings if he had as great a defence and as clutch a kicker as Brady had. QBs don't win championships, Coaches, Defence, and clutch kickers win championships. Tony Dungy always choked, even when he was with the Bucs, Peyton's defence is always no good, they can't stop the run and ultimitly that is what causes you to lose games, and Vanderjagt is the biggest choker in the league. So what, Brady is 3-0 in superbowls, does that actually make him better? No, it just means he has a better supporting cast. Take away Deion Branch, Vinitary, and his defence he has 0 Superbowls. Period. Football is a team game, and it requires a team effort to win championships, Peyton's team NEVER seems to show up, especially his defence and kicker, therfour Peyton is excpected to get it done. Brady has a defence to fall on, Peyton does not, therfour Peyton is required to keep the offence on the field longer. Granted Edge James helped him out with that, it's still a LOT of pressure on you in the playoffs, and as a result you make more mistakes. Why is it QBs are mesured in Superbowls anyway? How does winning a superbowl improve your arm strength? Your arm Accuracy? Your mobility? It dosn't. Peyton Manning has better arm strength, Arm accuracy, and even mobility than Brady, so how is Brady better? Because his team has a better defence and wins superbowls? Besides, Brady isn't that clutch. In his first ... |
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| 16. | springtime hockey fan | ||
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a guy or girl who doesn't give a rat's ass about hockey from october to march, but all of a sudden cares about who is in the playoffs once they start. and actually have the nerve to try and contribute to hockey conversations. much similar to posers. nothing pisses off a hockey fan more than someone who "doesnt like hockey" one minute, and sucking hockey's dick once a bluebird flies by the window. January 7th:
hockey fan: "man did you see the Rangers beat the Flyers last night?" springtime hockey fan: "no, i dont really watch hockey" April 9th: hockey fan:"man i hope the Rangers get a high seeding" springtime hockey fan "I KNOW RIGHT" June 10th: regular fan: "eh, the Rangers are out, but i hope the Penguins win it all" springtime hockey fan: "no WAY, the Avalanche are SO good" |
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| 17. | wankathon | ||
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In its strictest sense, it stands for a marathon masturbation (wanking) event. The Junior Wankathon League (JWL) involves sustained masturbation for at least 26 minutes 2 seconds, while the Intermediate Wankathon League (IWL) involves a period of 26 hours - practically speaking atleast two 26 minute 2 second sessions in two days - and the Professional Wankathon League (PWL) is a period of 26 days - daily masturbation for 26 consecutive days with each session lasting not less than 26 minutes and 2 seconds. Timing is done on good faith. To be accurate, if you have a kitchen count-down timer you may use it. Remember, to wash the timer before you return it to the kicthen. The event is regulated by bodies. Famous bodies include:
- the National Wankathon Association (NWA) in the USA - the Indian Masturbation Federation (IMF) in India - Proletariat Wanking Committe (PWC) in China - Kerala Vanamadi Association (KVA) in the state of Kerala in India In fact, the IMF and PWC are planning to host the billion-man-wank event in 2010 to showcase the growing clout of Asian masturbators in the global arena. Santosh has been an extra-ordinary athlete. He mastered the Junior Wankathon at age 5, and progressed to rule the Intermediate League by age 8, and by teenage he used to win at least one Professional Wankathon event every 6 months.
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| 18. | bricked | ||
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1. To be hit in the face or back of the head with a brick.
2. When a peice of technology (or a person) fails miserably. 1. When someone is being a jackass, they should usually be bricked:
"I was at the movies and someone's cell phone went off. She actually answered it and proceeded to have a five minute conversation with the person before she hung up. So I bricked her." |
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| 19. | scrin | ||
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One of the 3 factions in Command And Conquer 3.
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It is an alien race, which depends on seeding tiberium on planets, to later harvest it. In the story-line of the C&C3 world, somewhere in the middle of the 21st century, the scrin invade a tiberium infested earth. The invasion was triggered by the waste laid to tiberium by the firing of the ion cannon by GDI on temple prime, during the escalated NOD vs GDI conflict. Scrin in multiplayer are often considered overpowered, both in C&C3 Tiberium Wars and the expansion C&C3 Kane's Wrath. Although beatable, many players good and bad, will agree that the race is overpowered, for the sheer reason that it is much easier to win while playing with scrin (while the effort put into winning should be the same for all 3 factions!) This happens due to: 1) the high effectiveness of their units against infantry, vehicles and air. Many units are specialized to handle all 3. 2) Most of scrin support powers are immediate and not too expensive, so they often cripple opponents early by "point and click" as soon as they reach tier II. 3)Also, their harvesters move both faster and collect resources faster, so you will often have scrin... |
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| 20. | Gamebreaker | ||
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Something you say when an amazing feat occurs, such as whooping a friend's ass in video games (especially Soul Calibur IV), Getting a good grade on an exam that you didn't study for, or witnessing a last minute free throw that makes it so you cover the spread on the MSU - UNC basketball embarrassment. Kyle: Jonathan Cheechoo dekes out Rod's goalie to win the game in overtime!
Mike: AW SHIT! THAT'S A GAMEBREAKER ROD! |
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| 21. | The Game | ||
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Basic (and currently definitive) rules: more...
1. The Game is The Game. (You'd be amazed at how many people dont actually understand this first extremeley simple fact.) 2. The object, or aim, of The Game is not to think about The Game. 3. If you think about The Game, you have lost The Game. 4. (a) If you lose The Game, you must instantly declare it to everyone around you in some manner of communication, usually by exclaiming loudly "I've lost The Game". Consequently, everyone else will then have thought of The Game, and subsequently lost it. (b)If someone tells you they have lost The Game, you yourself DO NOT need to declare this, as from the point where the first person loses The Game everyone in the vicinity has immunity for ten minutes. In these ten minutes you cannot lose The Game. The idea of the ten minute rule is that this allows everybody to once again forget about The Game. 5. This immunity expires exactly after ten minutes. If, after these ten minutes, you think about The Game then you have once again lost The Game and must declare. 6. (a) There is no limit to the number of times you can lose The Game. (Once you begin, you are playing forever muhahahaha!!) (b) Some people think that they can simply 'not play' The Game. They are in denial and deserve a reality check. You cannot escape The Game once you are involved (unless you win-see Rule 7). 7. (a) There is only one way to win The Game, and that is to truly and honestly forget about it completely. In two yea... |
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