The cow people of northern Saskatchewan. Milkmaids are the esteemed occupation of their culture. To become a milkmaid is to occupy a position of power and reverence within the largely obese community. On the third day of every month they wear spotted cloth over their loins in order to honor their heritage. The consistency of cottage cheese in their women and in their genitals is desirable. Not to be confused with minges the vagina of the European world.