minuteman 

Term for a volunteer soldier in the American Revolution, who were supposed to be ready to fight against the British at a minute's notice. These were often nothing more than farmers that happened to have a gun or two lying around.

Let us not confuse "minuteman," a man who quickly goes off to be a soldier, with minute man, a man whose soldier goes off too quickly.

minuteman by Zalis January 25, 2004

minuteman 

(n) A guy who cums very quickly. See premature ejaculation.

That guy is a minuteman! He came as soon as she touched his dick!

minuteman by keyshaw September 24, 2004

Minuteman 

Bunch of Xenophobic gun-carrying racist rednecks that have nothing else to do with their lives than to patrol desert areas while sipping "cold ones" looking for oh-so-dangerous illegal aliens, not realizing the real threat came through the airport sporting a valid-and-legal tourist visa.

Daaaam sister!!!.. we better hurry up and finish humping soon, 'cause poppa Bobby Joe is coming to pick us up and hunt some Mexicans!. I loooove to be a minuteman!.

Minuteman by @MeDiCo_BrUjO October 20, 2009

Minuteman 

A man who cums in under a minute: If a man does this, he is should get himself some fucking viagra.

Girl 1: So how did the sex with Jim go?
Girl 2: Not well, he was a minuteman.
Girl 1: Well, at least now I know not to fuck him.

Minuteman by hahayeaaaaboi May 9, 2018

Minuteman Tech

The Best High School In MA

Person1: Dude i want to go to Minuteman Tech
Person2: Yeaa i knoww that place is the bomb!

Minuteman Tech by xxRawr96 May 13, 2011

Minuiteman 

a guy who is easy to use. a guy who will do anything for you

Sara: max can you pick me up?
Max: sure! ill be there in a minuite
Dana: hes such a minuiteman... what a looser

Minuiteman by hermitcrab1234 August 17, 2011

Massachusetts Minuteman 

Using a 3/8" ramrod, push one mentos three inches down your urethra. Then take a 1/4 cup of Coke and pour into shaft. Quickly wrap a rubber band around the head of the penis and wait for it to explode out the side of your cock, like Mt Saint Helens.

Samuel: "My musket is jammed & the Redcoats is right over that ridge!"

Cletus: "There's nothing left to be done...We must give em the Massachusetts Minuteman! Mentos and meat!!!"

Massachusetts Minuteman by Doug W! May 31, 2023