manmuffin 

manmuffin; man + muffin - origin - Torchwood videos on youtube - noun - Ianto - Gareth David-Lloyd

"hot sexy gorgeous horny welsh manmuffin" - totally stolen from youtube

manmuffin by Homeslice of Darkness January 12, 2008

Loser mini-muffin 

One who eat stale mini muffins on their birthday, ALONE.

Mario is such a loser mini-muffin.

Loser mini-muffin by justin987654321 June 16, 2009

Mini Muffin 

An attractive young male who will grow up to be very fine indeed. Also could apply to females. Mini muffins are ALWAYS too young to date.

Damn Steve, check out that Mini Muffin over there!

Yeah mate, give him a few years and he'll be ripe for the picking.

Mini Muffin by Jeremyness February 8, 2007

mini muffin top 

What a woman has when her bra is too small and her breasts spill over the sides. Not as bad as a regular muffin top but still annoying from time to time.

Travis: Did you go out with Marina last night?
Nick: Yeah, but damn. She had the worst mini muffin top ever. I almost said something about how she should buy bras that fit.

mini muffin top by blue eyed angel October 30, 2008

missmuffin

Missmuffin As in Div

You did a MissMuffin!

missmuffin by Ben aka Cookie November 1, 2006

mistmuffin 

A misty vagina, or a regular vagina

If she's naked, then she needs to put a towel down before she sits her mistmuffin on that seat.

mistmuffin by waowy March 17, 2010

shmuffin muffin micmuffin 

The love of my life, something you call your boyfriend to make him smile

I call my boyfriend kevin shmuffin muffin micmuffin

shmuffin muffin micmuffin by ashlenrae July 25, 2011