Someone with whom you enjoy their company and if a situation arose where you could hook up with them, you would want to. If you desire a relationship, the person may increase from minicrush status to a regular crush.
"that chick has such a nice rack, I totally have a minicrush on her" or "She's so fun to be with, I think I have a minicrush on her"
Crushes one develops on another's intellectual fortitude that, while occasionally pursuable, are not actively pursued due to the inherent irrationality of said longings -- and the fact you don't talk to him/her in real life or, well, at all. Targets often include former MIT linguistics professors and random guys who write for scholarly/incredibly esoteric publications, and maybe you.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'