"Ooh, me minge is kicking out a right pong!!"
by The Dannii November 20, 2006
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Hey bro i won the lottery
No way bro, thats ming
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The Female Vagina;
Originally From Old German and Pronounced Minger, with a hard G ; it has travelled through all the European Nations Via Migration of Populations through the ages.
" All men come out of a minge on the first day of their Life and then they (nearly all) spend the rest of their lives trying to get into one. "
by Cyril Squirrel April 2, 2007
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The fur lined entrance to the spasm chasm.
Edible but can induce retching if hairs come loose and lodge in ones throat
i was munching minge till my jaw ached
by Geordie February 7, 2004
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A particularly vulgar term for the haven that is sometimes shaven.

Also known as a Wizards Sleeve, Beaver, Muff, Fanny, Twat, Rat and, my favourite, Cunt.
A drunken male coming out of a nightclub may shout "Alright darling, can I have a go on your minge?!"
by Homer SexualSimpson August 16, 2007
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Oprah never takes the time to play with the ol' minge anymore.
by PikaPikaPika May 24, 2006
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Ditty from UK 1950s
The area of singe round the fringe of the minge is equal to the length of the poke times the speed of the stroke
by Aforanon October 9, 2006
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