A real gamer that plays Minecraft with extreme devotion. Normally has a diamond pickaxe, and lives in the ender. Doesn't like retard niggas that play creative because that ain't the real shit. Also has a minecraft girlfriend.
Person 1: Yo, did you see that minecraft gamer?
Person 2: Yeah, he is an epic gamer. I hope he doesnt grief my base with his gaming tnt.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'