by orospu January 23, 2006
To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.
by $$$ February 22, 2004
Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.
Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.
by katiedahmer February 3, 2011
by The Chief Activator LC July 27, 2012
The act of using one’s mind or memories to expedite the process of sexual stimulation; hands-free self-pleasure that stems solely from thoughts
My WiFi was down, and she was hot to trot and on her way;
so I went full Mindsturbation,
and my brain got me HORNY!
so I went full Mindsturbation,
and my brain got me HORNY!
by BenHeart June 21, 2018