Mind Reader

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A mind reader is a person or machine that can tell what people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, Disrespect privacy, and gossip.

Josh: “Hey mind Reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!!”

Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”

Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”

Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”

Mind Reader by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019

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Mind Reader

Google. It can probably guess what word you want before you even finish typing it.

Why are there chips in my bag of air? Idk, ask the Mind Reader.

Mind Reader by Simian Infernus July 16, 2011

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Mind Reader

A Mind Reader is a person or machine that can tell what other people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, disrespect privacy, and gossip.

Josh: “Hey mind reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!”

Mind reader: “I shall not it is wrong for me to reveal my secrets.”

Josh: “I understand and respect that.”

Mind Reader by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019

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Mind Reader

nickname for Obama director of speechwriting Jon Favreau

The Mind Reader was engaged to Quincy Jones’ daughter Rashida Jones and began his career working for John Kerry in 2004.

Mind Reader by Coop Dupe January 1, 2020

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Mind reader

When you read each others mind. You feel like it's magic, but sometimes a curse.

Person one: LOL, I THOUGHT ABOUT THE QUEEN CRACKER!
Person two: BRUUUHHHHH, YOU MIND READER!
Person one and two: NO, YOU!

Mind reader by 1306sierestymnabruidk January 10, 2023

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The Baby Mind Reader

pronoun

Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.

I can't see how anyone actually believes The Baby Mind Reader is actually a psychic... he's blatantly guessing.

The Baby Mind Reader by Dijital-JB September 19, 2006

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said the mind reader

A phrase to add on to a sentence when you're not sure what else to say.

My weekend was great...*awkward silence* said the mind reader.

said the mind reader by persononacouch December 21, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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