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Milwaukee Bitch Magnet 

When you're having sex with a girl and you put her legs on your shoulders, but you're lying on top of her and she's flat on her back. Trust me, it's absolutely devastating.
"Did you hear? Matt hit her with the Milwaukee Bitch Magnet."

Milwaukee Latte 

A case of liquid diarrhea that is the result of drinking too much beer (a product of Milwaukee) that comes out with enough pressure that it produces a froth in the toilet water. Also known as mixing party mud and the beer shits.
I drank an 18 pack of beer last night and this morning I woke up my wife making a Milwaukee Latte in the bathroom.
Milwaukee Latte by Big Jefe September 7, 2010

Milwaukee goiter 

An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.
My dad used to drink a case of beer a day and by the time he was 50 he had a huge Milwaukee goiter.

Milwaukee of Mice 

An indeterminate number of mice living in a human residence.

Contrasting the term "Mischief of Mice" refers generically to any large number of mice...)
There's a milwaukee of mice in that hole in the cupboard under the sink.
Milwaukee of Mice by cortitto September 14, 2011

Milwaukee Broiler 

Attempting to and successfully taking a shit in another person's oven and leaving it there for that person to find the next day. Turning the oven on and backing the shit is optional.
Tim was so drunk last night that he tried to give you a Milwaukee Broiler but shit his pants before he got the oven open.
Milwaukee Broiler by Tyberus January 3, 2010

Milwaukee Doorbell 

The act of incessantly beeping your car horn in front of a persons house instead of going up to ring the doorbell.
All right man, I'll be by your house in about 20, listen for the Milwaukee Doorbell
Milwaukee Doorbell by Jrock414 April 24, 2011