milsap 

It's a drink. Kinda like Hawaiian Punch but with a little more flavor.

"brb im going to go get a drink of milsap"

milsap by Yeeeah yeeeeeeeah Jerome made this shit BITCH January 22, 2007

milsplaining

milsplaining (blend word ‘military’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a squaddie) to comment on or explain something to #civvy in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"
It is total bravado based on a rigid hierarchy where people have to do exactly as you tell them even if you are an utter knob. Civvies don’t give a shit about rank & will tell you to poke it.

I’m not #milsplaining you thick Civvy twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking other military around. I have zero knowledge of real world but if I shout & point, you will have to do what I say!

milsplaining by Bumsnorkler December 4, 2019

Milfaphilia 

A sexual disorder where you are overly infatuated with a mother. Similar to pedophilia, but with older women. Also known as Cougarphilia.

I am sorry Mr. Washington, but it appears that you have the sexual disorder known as Milfaphilia.

Milfaphilia by C.M. Royale June 22, 2016

missappropriate 

Missappropriate is the state of feeling an appropriate sense of missing someone. When you don't see-- or talk to-- someone for which you have fondness, connection, strong feelings, and deep bond, you Missappropriate them.

Not to be confused with misappropriate, which is to wrongly use funds designated for one purpose for another purpose, usually for ill gain.

Example:
Rachel: I miss Douglas. I love him and enjoy his company, but now I hardly ever see him.

Alan: that's completely Missappropriate, you love him and you feel bonded to him.

missappropriate by Belch Queen March 13, 2018

Missapee 

Missapee is when you walk past a toilet then 10 minutes later you think you should have went in because you need a pee.

Could also be used in conjunction to Missapoop

Damn I just Missapee

Dude thats totally Flipahotapoles

Missapee by Robberz January 10, 2009

misappeared 

The failier of something or someone to arrive, show up, manifest, is misplaced or missing.

My logical thought process simply misappeared when asked why I was not in class yesterday. I guess I misappeared!?!The result of my misappearance left a big red "F" in the grade book.

misappeared by Doris Wilbury - Misappearance Specialist March 4, 2008

MillsApparatus 

1. A racist, or any other close-minded bigot.

2. Horrible music and or a horrible musician.

1. That swastika loving skinhead is a total MillsApparatus.

2. Justin Bieber is really churning out some MillsApparatus.

MillsApparatus by Krowness June 17, 2011