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milking the bull 

jackin off; if accompanied, gettin a hand job
"Where's Joe?" "Oh, he's off milking the bull."
milking the bull by lu January 17, 2003

milking the bull 

translated from the olde Dutch idiom. Expecting impossible results.
John was milking the bull when he thought he could win a karaoke contest when he had a case of laryngitis.
milking the bull by Klaust70 February 22, 2013

bull-milking

the act of jacking-off a bull (male cow)
I heard your English teacher milked the bull!! She's such a dumb ass!!
bull-milking by bootyslapper April 9, 2004

Raven Bull Milking 

When you are having sexy bondage session and you stroke the man and tell him “Moo bitch” and he starts making Moo sounds while you edge him. This is applicable to milking the prostate too.
While he was tied down I did a Raven Bull Milking on the bound sub. I told his ass “Moo Bitch for your Goddess” and he started to Moo like a cow.

I shoved a finger up his ass to start the Raven Bull Milking and told him “Moo bitch boy for momma.” He began to Moo as he began to ejaculate.

Milking the bull 

when someone fucks their dad
"Where is Samantha"
"Oh, she is off milking the bull"
Milking the bull by jim74853468 February 27, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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