| 1. | Bagged Milk | ||
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Milk sold in bags by half-retarded Canadians. "Do you want your bagged milk bagged?"
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| 2. | Milk Bagging | ||
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The act of being hit in the face with a breast. i.e. the female equivalent of tea bagging Dude 1: Hey man, who gave you that shiner?
Dude 2: Dude, my girlfriend got a little intense with the milk bagging last night. You can see my face-print on her tit now! It's like the breast of turin or something. |
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| 3. | Milk Bag Buff | ||
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A form of giving boob sex where the breasts are moved out of unison, alternating the left and right breast in circular motions creating a "wax on, wax off" pattern. Alternately, having sex with a Canadian package of bagged milk, though not as enjoyable. "she had her boobs in her hands tossing them up and down... I think she was practicing for that milk bag buff she's been promising me"
"dude, you are so lucky! she has such great milk bags!" |
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| 4. | Milkbag | ||
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The act to hit one with a bag of milk.
YO I JUST MILKBAGGED YOUR GIRL LAST NIGHT COS SHE WASN'T RESPECTING MAH PIMPHAND. |
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| 5. | MIFT | ||
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Milk-in-First-Tea (ACRONYM) - An alternative method for making tea. The user adds milk to a pre tea-bagged cup before adding hot water. MIFT user then stirs the brew until desired colour is achieved. Dude I'm sick of your brew-spots, make a MIFT.
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| 6. | Tri-bagger | ||
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Commonly refers to the three bags of milk offered at local grocery stores and convenience stores alike, or, any product offering that comes in a 3-bag pack. Alternatively, the act of getting teabagged by one who is born with three testicles, or getting tea-bagged by 3 people at the same time. India: "Alfredo, pick up some milk on your way home."
Alfredo: "Sure, a carton or tri-bagger?" India: "Definitely tri-bagger." Alternative: Kid with 3 balls: "I just tri-bagged your mom" |
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| 7. | Cylindrical Pouring Device | ||
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Also known as a "CPD", is a device used to aid in the pouring of liquids. Most commonly used with bagged milk, but can be used with almost anything requiring pouring. TheJoker: Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
Eldee: No, the CPD is mine, I love CPD's, they're so cool. TheJoker: I know |
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