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1.) When military personnel's language becomes so riddled with profanity it can no longer be considered proper human communication.

2.) The theory that all curse words were created in conjunction with military service.
Sergeant Doucher got so pissed off he had a militourettes episode, i think he may have invented a new curse word.
by explodie December 06, 2011
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A condition that is similar to Tourette's, but arises from begin in the military and causes one to curse at the most inopportune times.
Wow, Joe has a bad case of Mili-tourette's....he must have dropped ten f-bombs when he was toasting the groom!!!
by Deepthoughts June 17, 2010
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