Mikes Hard Effect 

Named for Mikes Hard Lemonade, which everyone knows is a drink for women, but is probably really good, and if you drink it once you will like it and order it out with the guys and they will ridicule you forever.

Can be applied to addictive things (drinking, smoking, certain foods) or just things you don't want to like (appletinis, teen dramas on tv, crocs)

Michael is watching One Tree Hill again. He watched that crap once and now he is suffering from the Mikes Hard Effect.

Mikes Hard Effect by UNCFrady October 23, 2008

Mikes Hard Lemonade 

A drink drank by mostly females. Sometimes enjoyed by little boys.

Vuk: Hey Dardan, what are you drinking tonight?
Dardan: Probably gonna drink like 3 or 4 Mikes Hard Lemonades...

Mikes Hard Lemonade by YouSeemMad January 22, 2011

Mike's Hard Morning

The morning after enjoying Mike's Hard Lemonade a bit too much.

"I'm really having a Mike's Hard Morning right now... though that party was killer"

Mike's Hard Morning by BringerofDawn May 25, 2008

mike's hard lemonade 

a quite tasty malt liquer beverage that leaves a nasty resin in your throat after a night of drinking it

i got crazy hockers from drinknig mike's

mike's hard lemonade by tmcheat May 3, 2005

Mike's Hard Lemonade 

When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.

Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*

Mike's Hard Lemonade by gfaisjdfjjwejo August 23, 2017

Argh that makes me hard

From a song.
1) Used as a funny way of saying argh.
2) Used as a comeback to do with getting a boner.
3) Used whenever you want.

1) P1: "You left your bag on the bus."
P2: "Argh that makes me hard!"

2) P1: "Yo did you see how the wind lifted up that chicks skirt!?"
P2: "Yessssss shes HOT!"
P1: "Argh that makes me hard!"

3) P1: "Hmmm I'm really bored..."
P2: "Argh that makes me hard!"

Argh that makes me hard by dkjbds October 16, 2008

A hard head makes a soft ass 

Of Southern American origin. Refers to the fact that a person that does not listen to reason is going to have a tough life. Often a person that insists on making their own mistakes rather than listen to sage advice will hear this phrase. In other words a young inexperienced person that keeps making stupid mistakes will take a lot of beatings.

Johnnie won't listen to anything his daddy tells him. Well, a hard head makes a soft ass.

A hard head makes a soft ass by Vito Hamilton July 26, 2011