Mike's Hard Morning
Mike's Hard Morning by BringerofDawn May 25, 2008
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mike's hard lemonade
a quite tasty malt liquer beverage that leaves a nasty resin in your throat after a night of drinking it
mike's hard lemonade by tmcheat May 3, 2005
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Mike's Hard Lemonade
When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.
Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*
Mike's Hard Lemonade by gfaisjdfjjwejo August 23, 2017
Mikes Hard Effect
Named for Mikes Hard Lemonade, which everyone knows is a drink for women, but is probably really good, and if you drink it once you will like it and order it out with the guys and they will ridicule you forever.
Can be applied to addictive things (drinking, smoking, certain foods) or just things you don't want to like (appletinis, teen dramas on tv, crocs)
Can be applied to addictive things (drinking, smoking, certain foods) or just things you don't want to like (appletinis, teen dramas on tv, crocs)
Michael is watching One Tree Hill again. He watched that crap once and now he is suffering from the Mikes Hard Effect.
Mikes Hard Effect by UNCFrady October 23, 2008
Mikes Hard Lemonade
Vuk: Hey Dardan, what are you drinking tonight?
Dardan: Probably gonna drink like 3 or 4 Mikes Hard Lemonades...
Dardan: Probably gonna drink like 3 or 4 Mikes Hard Lemonades...
Mikes Hard Lemonade by YouSeemMad January 22, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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