a stupid ass rapper from houston trying to be a fucking G by wearing all that fucking jewelry and people from houston and the suburban houston all suck his dick.and hes like a damn pokemon repeating his name.
John: hey man you wanna listen to some mike jones.
Rob: Na man that shit is whack
A former linebacker who played for the Oakland Raiders, St. Louis Rams, and Pittsburgh Steelers. He is most famous for tackling the Tennessee Titans' Kevin Dyson one yard short of the goal line in Super Bowl XXXIV, preserving a 23-16 win for the St. Louis Rams. This play has gone to be known as "The Tackle."
Person 1: Did you just see that? They just played Mike Jones' tackle in the Super Bowl on ESPN Classic!
Person 2: WHO?!
*Person 1 punches Person 2 in the face*