| 15. | mike jones | ||
|
A strange southern creature that elevated to celebrity status like last year i think. Nonetheless, Mike Jones should be remembered by a number of things:
1. his resemblance to one of the ninja turtles 2. his inability to develop any street cred 3. the only rapper ive heard actually say vagina instead of some other slang word to talk about female genitalia. 4. one of the few rappers that even white suburban kids make fun of. 5. yet another reason why texas is the butt of so many jokes 6.the only person known to man with celebrity status to give out his cell phone number and ask his audience to call him. 7. the reason why the song "I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)," in which Mike Jones collaborated, is that much more funny 8. his beef with chamillionare 9. the reason why Tchaikovsky is turning in his grave (mike jones has used some of his audion samples) 10. very possibly the reason why elton john turned into such a bitch earlier in the year (he worked with mike jones in a number of remixes) 11. giving uneducated minorities and white people with no rhyming skills alike a glimpse of hope 12. another piece of evidence giving dave chapelle more backing in his theory that music execs can most definitely not pick up black people off the street and expect them to know how to flow (refer to the Fisticuffs "turn my headphones up" sketch from chapelle's second season) and last but not least, 13. the infinite number of times he repeats his damn name ( and the first few lines from his songs. The mike jones escaped from six flags san antonio! alert the peoples
|
|||
| 1. | mike jones | ||
|
"Rapper" for people with ADD. Still Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours
Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours....repeat 2 times. Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me...repeat 4 times First Round Draft Picks coming Who is Mike Jones coming...repeat until INFINITY. |
|||
| 2. | mike jones | ||
|
Rapper who breaks rapping rules by repating the lines.. Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me (I Said!) Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me |
|||
|
|
|||
| 3. | mike jones | ||
|
a swishahouse rapper thanks to my fans my name is an anthem
who? mike jones? who? mike jones? |
|||
| 4. | mike jones | ||
|
a southern rapper who bases his entire career around his name. Just listen to any of his few singles, and he says his name like it is some kind of verb, its annoying. then he has the nerve to have good beats and people think he hot, but he is not.
|
|||
| 5. | mike jones | ||
|
Mike Jones, only rapper alive that's only word he knows is his own name; What you actually don't know, he's not kidding when he asks "What's my name?", He just has short term memory and can't remember his name What's my name? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones Who? Mike Jones Who? Mike Jones Who? Mike Jones Who? Mike Jones |
|||
|
|
|||
| 6. | mike jones | ||
|
Another talentless rap artist that will be forgotten in 3 months. Who is Mike Jones...?
Who cares? |
|||
| 7. | mike jones | ||
|
A rapper whose songs are pretty alright. The only problem is, is that because Mike Jones says his name an uncountable amount of times in his songs, now middle/upper-class white boys scream "MIKE JOOONNNNEEESSSS!" like it's going out of style. Which it is, folks. It is. Teacher - Can someone name for me one of the most influential artists during the Rennaisance period?
Student - MIKE JONES!!!!#$$%!!11! |
|||
