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when you only wipe half your ass after a big shit; wiping your ass once and leaving poop on your butt afterward; tends to have the person smell like shit because of all the left over shit
you smell like a midwipe!
You have tracks in your underwear, you must have only midwiped.
by runningaddict09 November 17, 2010