A town in the middle of no where Texas, were everyone is too involved in sports. That has horrible shopping but great mexican food.
You can so tell she's from Midland.
by I am the world June 4, 2010
A so called region of England that people from Birmingham and the surrounding areas seem to think exists, though everyone knows that the only reason they claim this mythical land to be real is they do not want to be classified as 'northern'.
Londoner: So where in the UK are you from?
Brummie: I'm from the Midlands
Londoner: Where? You mean the north right?
Brummie: I'm from the Midlands
Londoner: Where? You mean the north right?
by Yo Yo Yo 456679 March 9, 2021
Easily The Dirtiest Most Fucked up Place on the face of the earth. Its a Place Where Abo's Congregate To Drink Emu Export...Then Sleep...And in some cases....Die. Midland is a pimple on societys ass. Oh yea i spose its got a train station which is ok...But the rest is Fucked.
P.S - Midland Is in Australia, W.A....
P.S - Midland Is in Australia, W.A....
"Dude are you going to midland tonight?", "What the fuck man? Who in their right mind would want to go there???"
by Scottytown August 29, 2007
Midland, Texas. The single most amazing town in the entire world. There is legitimately no other place to live other than Midland. When people talk about how awful it is, it is very obviously a very funny joke because no one would EVER say anything bad about Midland, Texas. Because honestly, there is absolutely nothing bad to say about this wonderful place. Everyone is so classy and friendly and smart and there is never a dull moment. One will never run out of things to do in Midland. Why? Because it is the best town in the entire fucking world. Everyone wishes they could live there, but they're scared they'll never want to leave. Midland forever.
person 1: Hey what should we do tonight? I'm so bored.
person 2: LETS GO TO MIDLAND!
person 1: YEAH! best idea you've EVER HAD!!!!
person 1: this is almost as great as midland.
person 2: nothing is as great as midland.
person 1: I love you like I love Midland.
person 2: Wow, let's just get married now.
MIDLUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
person 2: LETS GO TO MIDLAND!
person 1: YEAH! best idea you've EVER HAD!!!!
person 1: this is almost as great as midland.
person 2: nothing is as great as midland.
person 1: I love you like I love Midland.
person 2: Wow, let's just get married now.
MIDLUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
by ilovemidland May 23, 2012
by pbb003800 March 23, 2011
A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.
A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.
by I made it out... January 9, 2009
Following the completion of some "extra curricular" activity which ultimately prevents the "mark" from doing anything meaningful with their lives; the 'Maestro' of the "Midland 2Step" slides out of bed, moving majestically towards the window, the 'Maestro' then wipes his penis on the curtains, before exiting the window and taking off into the night.
Maestro: With all the grace of a one legged Swan, I busted out the "Midland 2Step" and I was out of there like a local with a Dole cheque.
by SixOH5ive6 June 29, 2010