midget toss 

The act of you and a bunch of buddies getting together and seeing who can throw or launch a midget, dwarf or baby the furthest.

COCKSUCK!!! he hit 30 fucking feet on that last midget toss!

midget toss by bt February 20, 2003

midget toss 

think hot potato, except with a midget.

john won the midget toss tournament

midget toss by mike oxuje November 22, 2007

midget toss 

While your penis is inside the womans vagina shake her repediatly and after you climax toss her over your head (kinda of like a belly to belly suplex) and point and laugh at her pain.

I midget tossed that bitch all accross the room last night!!!
- Snootch to the nootch

midget toss by MGS with BS June 19, 2006

toss the midget 

Rubbing one off

Jethro went to the bathroom to toss the midget.

toss the midget by HarryBalz July 15, 2017

Midget Tossing 

To literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.

Sam picked up little Gino and threw him to Mike. "I love midget tossing!"

Midget Tossing by Benge October 24, 2005

Midget Tossing 

The act of grabbing a dwarf/ small person/ "shrunken man"/ or tiny ball of thunder, by the anus and mullet, and swinging him around and around until your momentum can sky rocket him into another universe.

You: Hey Nate, what are you planning to do with those big guns? (noticing Nate wearing a XS shirt, busting through the seams)

Nate: Im finnin to go on down to the Minnesota state fair to do some mutha fuckin midget tossing, ya heard?!

You: (Speechless)………….

Midget Tossing by Jason Statham Wannabe August 16, 2019

Midget Tossing 

The act of tossing a carp back into the water when it gets all squirly so not to harm it by dropping it on the ground or boat.

1. Raul call Frodo and lets go Midget Tossing. 2. I didn't want get slimed by that carp so I tossed his midget ass back into the water. 3. That midget looked cute until I tried to pick it up so I tossed I just tossed it.

Midget Tossing by BentRodMedia October 24, 2011