Chilly middis 

when his balls get cold outside during blowjob

only a problem in middle school or high school with small balls

he wanted to nutt in her mouth so he didn't want to say anything but he had to complain when Chilly middis got really bad: suck my balls, too, or take a seat on my dick your pussy lips will warm them
girl: oh whoa, I never noticed your small balls until now. they make your dick look thicker than it is. I'll take a seat on that when you fill out to at least five inches thick, you know average girth
girl: this explains why you don't nutt much

Chilly middis by margrette sees January 18, 2013

Middy 

A basketball player that likes, taking midrange shots.

This person got a dope Middy shot on them like they are a bucket

Middy by @Themiddygod February 2, 2020

Middy 

Middy is another slang word for missus/girlfriend. Commonly used in NZ and Aussie.

Caleb: Oh bro, is that your middy?
Steve: Sure as hell is!

Middy by rainbowchick October 15, 2012

maddyson 

if you search every inch of the world you will never come across a person as perfect as maddyson, she is everything a boy could ever want

: that is perfect in every way
: it's maddyson

maddyson by Bradleyxiii November 23, 2013

Middy Whisper 

You drop your guts then bend over and breath it in then blow it on your loved ones (or anyone close by)!

Heh baby, you're a bit ugly for a fuck but I'll Middy Whisper you!

Middy Whisper by Middy999 February 28, 2017

maddys boobs 

To goodly sized watermelons that are fun to jiggle around. She likes to touch them in the morning. The nipples are barley there but still noticeable.

I want Maddys boobs

maddys boobs by dumpfucksarereal2017 February 6, 2018

maddysexual 

when you find yourself only in love with “madison nicole harmon”

girl 1: i’ve been really distant from my boyfriend, i think i really only love maddy
me asf: YOU’RE MADDYSEXUAL TOO?

maddysexual by iaspiretobeamilf March 23, 2021