Pure shit. I'm going into 7th grade this year and couldn't go through one fucking year without having some 5-10 rumours about me spreading around. But enough about me.

In middle school (grades 6-8, sometimes 5-8 or 7-8), you are segregated into several groups by a bunch of shitholes that think they're better than you. The lunch food is crappy and overpriced and you have to struggle to keep your grades up, or else you fail.

6th graders act proud of themselves, but they're all dying inside. Well, after they read these definitions.

7th graders (except myself) act like they're the shit. The push 6th graders around as if they had never been that young.

8th graders are total dumbshits. They forgot everything they learned in middle school, which wasn't even much to start with.

There are 3 types of teachers:

The clever, funny ones who like to joke around with you. These teachers are disrespected because everyone is too stupid to understand their jokes.

The fun loving teachers who play games with the class and couldn't give two shits about your grades. Loved by all.

The crappy, boring, strict teacher that gives away more homework than necessary. Hated by all.

If you manage to get good, faithful friends like I did, stick with them. You'll be happy you did.
Julie: Hey, did you hear what Stephanie said about you?
Amy: No, what?
Julie: She thinks you're emo 'cuz you cut and dyed your hair.
Amy: Screw what she thinks! (promptly finds and beats Stephanie for being a dumbass) (sigh) I hate middle school!
#high school #elementary school #preschool #prison #hell
by Amy Renée July 05, 2009
Top Definition
1. A place where your parents drop you off to be ripped apart by your equals.
2. Where you go from being a sweet, cute, elementry school kid to being a poser goth cutter listening to Avril Lavinge.
3. Where your hopes and dreams are shattered just in time for the next pit of hell: highschool.
Mom, don't make me go back to middle school today. I'll be given wedgies and noogies and have my lunch money stolen!
by CrazyBluePoodle July 29, 2005
A place your so excited to go to right after you get out of elementary school but within 1 week your wishing the year was over
I couldnt dleep the night before but after the first week of it I wanted it to be over
by Scotty k August 21, 2005
In my opinion, the 2 (or 3) worst years of life you will have attending school.
The teachers are there to teach you crap you will most likely never use more than 50% of it in life. They're there to give you 3 hours of homework per night, and give you 2 nights of detention a week for doing something harmless.
The popular kids like the same bands, usually wear the same clothes, and are there to make you feel like absolute shit.
Mostly, your friends will talk behind your back, unless you're lucky to find one good, trust-worthy friend who won't dump you.
The girls are sluts, the boys are perverts, and most of the time you'll feel alone and blue. Relationships usually don't last more than a week or two.
Everyone and their dog has a Myspace, which are usually full of pictures of the popular kids and their friends, having a good time, making you feel more and more like shit.
Basically, everything makes you feel like shit.
6th graders always anticipate joining Middle School, but near the middle of 7th grade, you're screaming "GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE!"
Drama is around every corner.
Middle School sucks.
Tommy: "Did you hear about Sally?"
Jimmy: "No, what happened to her?"
Tommy: "She killed herself."
Jimmy: "Woah! Why?"
Tommy: "Middle School bites, man."
#middle school #junior high #cliques #popular #school #drama
by Lunar Escape June 08, 2007
Welcome to the shittiest time of you life. Enjoy the next 3 years of Hell!
Middle school sucked ass.
#shit #hell #school #suckage #boring
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006
Deepest pit in hell, a place where despair and agony dont just describe your energy bar, but describe your life. Joy is granted to seldom, but you come out a stronger human being.
All the shit
by jbus August 02, 2004
7th and 8th grade. Fucking shitpile run by crackwhore teachers.
Look at all those middle school boys. They need to get laid.
by Lucy October 04, 2004
a shitwhole where everyone either thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread or become suicidal. supposedly everyone is "equal", but in their head everyone is thinking they are better than everyone else. friendships are shallow, limited only to the people in your classes or cliques. everyone in the fucking building has stress and anxiety issues....yet they still think they are different.
teacher: so who in this room has ever thought they have ADD but werent sure?
(everyone slowly raises hand)
teacher: dont worry, thats a common thought for middle-schoolers
i went to a shrink when i was in middle school...so did all my friends.
#middle school #junior high #midle skool #high school #hell
by the shiztaaa 14 October 24, 2005
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