Microhome 

Homes that are way too freaking small to live in.
Generally 70 to 200 sq feet.

That microhome is smaller than my fucking dogs house.

Microhome by StefenVenn September 20, 2006

Microdoodle 

A simple, short and creative video clip, part of a series, created for viewing and sharing on the web and social networks. TV commercials for the new media, with personality and charm.

Have you seen the latest Microdoodle from Two Paddocks Wines? So funny!

Microdoodle by TheMicrodoodleCompany August 24, 2011

microcoon 

Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!

- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.

My MC is 2 and 3kg.... my dear, you have a Microcoon. Maine coon cat

microcoon by MCMAAD May 25, 2016

microhooker 

A person who seems to offer sex for no financial or emotional investment, but in practice makes a series of small demands which accumulate to a non-obvious significant investment.

"I thought she was good to go, but 80 bucks a later, I had to throw that microhooker back."

microhooker by Mr Punch December 17, 2008

Micropooed

The act or prank of putting poop in a persons microwave and then turning it on. Normal results in a terrible burning poop smell.

I woke up to a terrible smell and found poop in my microwave. I totally got micropooed this morning.

Micropooed by deheedie September 28, 2010

Micronoob 

An idiot who uses Microsoft software to the death.

Person 1: Hey dude. Windows 7 is the sex.
Person 2: Holy shit dude you're such a Micronoob.

Micronoob by Luke Carrier December 3, 2009

Microgooch

When the gooch of a person is exceptionally small, it results in a microgooch

Yo, Suzy's gooch was tiny man, it was like, a microgooch

Microgooch by The Captian May 5, 2015