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Macro-micro manager 

1. A person that micro manages every minuscule detail.
2. A person that micro manages every task on a grand scale.
Jake is such a macro-micro manager. He not only told us what to do and how to do it, but provided step-by-step instructions from the beginning to the end of the task.
Macro-micro manager by Savencash October 20, 2010
The act of showing all 5 on midwave and forcing a fight when behind to gain a lead.
Top Esports only comeback mechanic in this game is praying Xx macro pays off
Xx Macro by theMoser January 23, 2022

Macro Crabs 

a single computer instruction that results in a series of instructions in machine language. for crabs.
man don't push alt+5, you'll get macro crabs
Macro Crabs by sloppy2nd December 18, 2010

cat macro 

(Also lolcat.) A picture of a cat doing something seemingly-innocuous, with words photoshopped over the picture. Probably an offshoot of the orly owl.
"I see what you did there", "oh, hi, I upgraded your ram", and "aggressive cat is aggressive/defensive cat is defensive" are three popular cat macros.
cat macro by Yet Another Josh Cohen February 11, 2007

image macro 

A internet forum phrase originally coined in Something Awful forums (like nearly every other internet phrase, really), this is an image with a (hopefully) funny phrase relating to the situation in the thread.
They're usually intended as offensive, but are generally seen as a rather low form of "entertainment" and don't generate much heat in a flame war unless the person or thread it's aimed at is particularly sensitive.
Thread Topic: cute kittens
PostWhore: "My cat is really cute!"
Joe Poster: "My cat is also very cute."
Poster X: image of a man in spandex with the words "THIS THREAD IS GAY" superimposed over it
image macro by surasshu September 10, 2005

macro genius 

a person who is following a nutrition plan and consistently hits their macros (protein, carbohydrate and fat) to lose body fat and become a better athlete.
Wow... look at her abs, she must be a macro genius.
macro genius by fitgirl1 April 5, 2019