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STD. Lebron James got Miami Heat when he had sex with 64 virgins.
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Chlamydia, when acquired in the state of Florda. I went down to Miami for New Year's and picked up Miami Heat from a prostitute.
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When a girl eats a habanero pepper and then performs oral sex on a man. Damn girl, that Miami Heat you just gave me was extra hot!
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NBA team that blows it; Pat Riley is their horrible coach; were the best team in the East in '99 and got beaten by the 8 seed Knicks in the playoffs; Zo was here Zo was with the Heat before.
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The embodiment of evil. Lord Voldemort, Darth Vader and The Wicked Witch of the West aren't as evil as the Miami Heat.
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A foursome gangbang with a ratio of 3 men and 1 woman in which the men try to finish but can't. Similar to a Houdini, they pretend to finish and throw their tears all over her back. When she turns around, they give excuses why they could get her a ring. All we could give her was some Miami Heat.
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The best basketball team. If you don't think they're good, then you're probably a lesbian in Greenland and suck on your Grandmothers dick every night. Dude 1: Whattup dude?
Dude 2: The games on! Dude 1: I'm assuming Miami is raping the Lakers? Dude 2: Yeah man. You'd think they'd be good and all with D-12 and Nash, but I don't think they've played long enough together. Dude 1: No one can beat the Miami Heat, unless someone brings Brian Scalabrine back to the NBA or teaches Chuck Norris basketball. |
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