The country which borders the United States to the south. See Mexico.
Both margaritas and whores always taste better in Mexistan.
by Migrainiac July 14, 2006
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Mexistan don't like to get into gang fights,
He likes flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too
See that fly vato over there? He's so Mexistan.

Mexistan bought me a cerveza and a quesadilla. He's pinche chingon!!
by Mexistan April 2, 2019
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