Mexican meat sweats 

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.

I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."

Mexican meat sweats by carlmarks January 3, 2015

mexican meat hat 

when a ladys legs are pulled apart an her vagina is pull over your head like a hat ear to ear

this girl ate me with that mexican meat hat

mexican meat hat by dimebag04 June 11, 2011

Mexican Meat Rinse 

The Mexican Meat Rinse is a variation of the Mexican Shower. It is similar to the Mexican Shower in that it comes into play when you are rushing out the door after having sex. It differs from the Mexican Shower in that you concentrate your washing on that part of the anatomy most directly involved with the sex (i.e. the "Meat"). With no time for a proper shower, the next best thing is a Mexican Meat Rinse. This term is most appropiately used when two or more sex partners are involved in the same day (see example).

Dude, after sleeping with Dope, I shot over to Chewey's house. Luckily, I had time for a Mexican Meat Rinse...

Mexican Meat Rinse by inaka June 11, 2006

Mexican meat shank 

A Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.

I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.

Mexican meat shank by geusbshsown January 18, 2023

Mexican Meat Muncher 

The act of wrapping a soft taco or burrito wrap around your penis and filling it with taco meat and taco sauce or any burrito filling to the point of overflowing. After this, the girl will begin to eat the entire burrito or soft taco off of your dick, and at the end will swallow your generous man-juice at the end to wash it all down. Cheese optional. Extra points awarded if you or her wears a sombrero while performing.

Girl 1: "Hey Jessica, how was your date with Matt last night?"

Girl 2: "He made me give him the mexican meat muncher, so we skipped dinner before the date, and boy that filled me up."

Mexican Meat Muncher by Zakhaev October 4, 2010

Mexican meat shank 

a Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.

I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.

Mexican meat shank by geusbshsown January 18, 2023

Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis

Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat

Mexican shmeat meat by Sarakarenjanicegabby May 7, 2017