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Black markers and vaseline. That's all a mexican girl needs to get ready for the night. shave off them eyebrows, draw them on WAY up high on the forehead so that she looks permanently surprised, draw a black line above the lashes, a black line around the lips, and finish it off with some petroleum jelly for that vato look.
EW look at that nasty ho Janel with her mexican makeup. Why does she always look surprised? She looks like a clown whore.
by hahahahayouidiot August 25, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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injuries on a womans face resulting from domestic violence.
My sister and her boyfriend got in to it last night.She'll be wearing her new coat of mexican makeup for at least two weeks.
by Angel-OHH July 23, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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