A Mexicant is a person of Mexican descent who won’t work hard and is often seen goofing off and being lazy. Combination of Mexican and the contraction can’t.
Pedro is a Mexican because he works hard; whereas Jesus is a Mexicant because he can’t seem to do the work George gives him.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
Boss: I knew when I hired you that you couldn't cut the grass right!! You've proven to be nothing more than a mexicant! Why can't you be like the other mexi-cans?!?!
Mexi-Cant: ¡Tú asno estúpido! ¡Sabes que no hablo inglés! ¡No sé lo que está diciendo el infierno tú! ¡Guardar tus tres dólares por hora! ¡PARÉ!
Mexi-Cans:(off in distance pretending not to be listening) I told his broke ass to learn spanish.
Mexi-Cant: ¡Tú asno estúpido! ¡Sabes que no hablo inglés! ¡No sé lo que está diciendo el infierno tú! ¡Guardar tus tres dólares por hora! ¡PARÉ!
Mexi-Cans:(off in distance pretending not to be listening) I told his broke ass to learn spanish.
by Andrrew July 31, 2006
by Anonymous November 8, 2003
a Mexican who is unable to hop the fence at the border due to malnutrition or sprained ankles from long hours of mowing and playing soccer
Hernandez- ey meng ju seen juan lopez?
Armando- naw meng he was wit us in tijuana
Enrique- oh no meng he a mexicant he couldnt make it over!
Hernandez- Porque juan lopez!!! porque!?!?!?!
Armando- naw meng he was wit us in tijuana
Enrique- oh no meng he a mexicant he couldnt make it over!
Hernandez- Porque juan lopez!!! porque!?!?!?!
by Closet Azns April 12, 2008
Jesus attempted to cross into San Diego from Tijuana illegally but was promptly intercepted by Border Patrol. He will now be forever branded as a Mexicant
by CLlT September 17, 2015
mexicate-verb
to mexicate is to change something by means of introducing something mexican to it.
similar to Chinafy, Japanicate and Polanize. etc.
to mexicate is to change something by means of introducing something mexican to it.
similar to Chinafy, Japanicate and Polanize. etc.
in sentence: "melissa totally mexicated my luau last night by bringing chips and salsa instead of puoy(?)"
by A.R.T. August 9, 2005
A mexican soccer fan who thinks that their team is so good, but always lose to the likes of the Argentina, USA, Guatemala, Honduras, ect... Think they are the best, but alway fall flat on their face.
The mexicant says will own you,(then they lose), they they make excuses never admitting that their team sucks, like: it was the refs fault, the field was bad, not enough mexican fans, our jerseys are green, you guys bunkered, ect...
by CONCACAF October 24, 2007