Usually female, mexi-persia-ricans are of indeterminable race and often wear skinny jeans that accentuate their muffin tops. They gather in food courts and can also be seen smoking cigarettes outside of beauty school. Usually work as hosts at California Pizza Kitchens. They speak a combination of Mexican Spanish and Valley Girl with strong Polynesian and Middle Eastern undertones. Generally tube shaped and fairly dull.
"I couldn't even get into Forever 21 cuz there were too many Mexi-Persia-Ricans blocking the door."
by stardustfantasy March 10, 2009