Mewes Magnus 

Something that is full of flaw and borderline unwatchable, yet for whatever reason works out in some miraculous way.

A: How does he even win. Every time i play with hes just doing dumb shit.
B: idk thats got to be some Mewes Magnus stuff.

Mewes Magnus by Skido Mewes October 6, 2018

jason mewes 

When you vomit gently on to a persons chest while masturbating.

I walked in on Tom in the cellar and he was doing a jason mewes with Frank.

jason mewes by BChewalski March 5, 2013

jason mewes 

most legendary stoner ever. plays jay in kevin smith's movies (jay's sidekick silent bob played by smith), most noteably clerks, and mallrats. hes an out and out legend.

quote: "Fly, fatass, fly!"

jason mewes by Minôir May 8, 2005

jason mewes 

New Jersey native who has starred as Jay in all save one of Kevin Smith's movies, whom he has known since approx. age 14, after becoming friends with Walt flanagan and Bryan Johnson (later famous as Walt and Steve-dave). He has suffered with drug addiction at various points in career, although lately has kicked the habit and is living with Kevin smith and his family. His kicking the habit is strengthened in smith's new movie as jay and silent bob are Drug free... but not any more mature.

quote...

Im gonna finger fuck 'er tight little asshole finger fuck her n' teabag my balls... where where? in her mouth? where where? in my mouth

*wails of laughted from Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith as Mewes has said 'my' instead of 'her'*

jason mewes by Tau June 11, 2006

mr. meeseeks 

Mr. Meeseeks is a blue humanoid character from the show Rick & Morty that poofs into existence upon pressing the button on the Meeseeks Box. Meeseeks are not born fumbling for meaning. They are created to serve a singular purpose to which they will go to any lengths to fulfill. Existence is pain to a Meeseeks.

Mr. Meeseeks #1: I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #2: Hi Mr. Meeseeks, I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #1: Hi!

mr. meeseeks by King Mc G June 18, 2014

Memes 

The cure of depression

“Memes cured my depression”

Memes by sodium-chloride June 8, 2018

minion memes 

Some normie shit 40 year old moms think are “funny” and “relatable”

She looks like she enjoys minion memes, the old cunt.

minion memes by Helk yeah my guy October 30, 2017