metroskank

a sterotypically trailer-dwelling man who has generally low hygene but still attempts to look clean by wearing metrosexual apparel

Sam: Did you see Seth walking out of Wal-Mart today with a bag of cheap-ass hair products and some led-based pink polo teeshirts?

Matt: Yeah dude, that kid is such a metroskank.

by m. sick December 2, 2007