The most annoying buzzword that I have ever heard. Ever.
A heterosexual male that:
-is ONLY attracted to women
-give great attention to his appearance
-uses plenty of skin/hair care products
-dresses in style and enjoys shopping
-is hip to all things sophisticated
-prefers wine to beer
-is extremely name-brand conscious
-enjoys hosting parties/events
-is a romantic with an appreciation for art
A heterosexual male that:
-is ONLY attracted to women
-give great attention to his appearance
-uses plenty of skin/hair care products
-dresses in style and enjoys shopping
-is hip to all things sophisticated
-prefers wine to beer
-is extremely name-brand conscious
-enjoys hosting parties/events
-is a romantic with an appreciation for art
I was born a metro, well over two decades before the term was popularly coined (Mark Simpson, 2002 - thanks a lot asshole). Now I can't even open a magazine without reading about metrosexuals. Growing trend my ass! Only about 10% of those claiming to be metro are truly metro. The remaining 90% are called something else...POSERS. These are the same guys that considered becoming homos when shows like Will & Grace and Queer Eye premiered. Get your own damn identity you fuckers!
When I heard John Kerry and Howard Dean claiming to be a metrosexuals, I knew it was time to change my ways.
The guiding light for all metrosexuals - David Beckham
When I heard John Kerry and Howard Dean claiming to be a metrosexuals, I knew it was time to change my ways.
The guiding light for all metrosexuals - David Beckham
by TWON December 23, 2004
A metrosexual is a man that, unlike the historical habits of the average male, showers daily. He is a man that has a lack of ignorance and arrogance towards others, women specifically. He does not always spend large amounts of money on clothes, which is a common misconception. He merely takes pride in his appearance and is a gentleman in all manners of the definition. A metrosexual is a man that knows masculinity is not about being rude and dirty, but being a well dressed, well groomed gentleman. Men not of this stature commonly mock these characteristics due to their own insecurities and jealousies. Those that lick the capacity of style and cleanliness have difficulty accepting the metrosexual concept.
by Kristofer January 1, 2005
1. Used to describe yourself when you find people on the metro attractive
2. Someone who wants to have have sex with people they see on the metro; Someone who flirts with people on the metro
2. Someone who wants to have have sex with people they see on the metro; Someone who flirts with people on the metro
1. I was standing next to the cutest guy coming home on the metro today. I was so metrosexual.
2. I can't handle these metrosexuals before my coffee.
3. I had my headphones in and this metrosexual guy still wouldn't leave me alone.
2. I can't handle these metrosexuals before my coffee.
3. I had my headphones in and this metrosexual guy still wouldn't leave me alone.
by shmeowmeowmeow July 11, 2013
When a straight male with liberal political views shakes his ass on dudes in the club, but leaves with his girl the same night.
Also a straight male who dresses decent as fuck (drip), has several boys sleep over but also strictly fucks his chick.
Also a straight male who dresses decent as fuck (drip), has several boys sleep over but also strictly fucks his chick.
Randy was throwing it back on Leonard at the rockin’ club for almost 4 straight hours until Leonard’s pants had a sweat stain in between both pockets. However Randy still left with his main chick Hilda, but Leonard spent the night after having too many cosmos & glasses of wine. Randy is very much so Metrosexual.
by Pullinhoez October 6, 2020
Typical a white, liberal male, who enjoys playing guitar and riding horses. Strictly against guns and loves wearing hipster clothing. Master of latin, and often enjoys the occational night out at nearby parks.
Wow, that metrosexual really loves horse-back riding and spending ridiculous amounts of money on strikingly similar guitars.
by ponytailman November 30, 2016
When an alleged "straight" man enjoys being feminine in a non-flamboyant way. A metrosexual would enjoy such festivities such as make-overs, putting on make up, getting his hair "done", putting on body spray scented with either cucumber melon, raspberry, mango or any other fruit-like smell, and constantly looking at themselves in the mirror. These men also tend to be bulimic because they are afraid of being fat and can be seen on any episode of American Idol, either as the host, judge (Simon Cowell), or as a contestant.
Ryan Seacrest is a metrosexual whore.
I'm sorry I savagely beat you, it was because your metrosexuality was showing.
Girrrrl I was at the salon and the most festive metrosexual did my hair, as a thank you gift I gave him a steamy bowl of mung.
I'm sorry I savagely beat you, it was because your metrosexuality was showing.
Girrrrl I was at the salon and the most festive metrosexual did my hair, as a thank you gift I gave him a steamy bowl of mung.
by ashface June 2, 2004
1. A man who is not homosexual, but is very comfortable with his exuality, and can comfortably engage in activities that could make them appear homosexual.
2. A man who displays feminine characteristics.
3. A man who is meticulous about hygine and appearance, much like the common connotation for homosexuals, but is not attracted to people of the same gender.
2. A man who displays feminine characteristics.
3. A man who is meticulous about hygine and appearance, much like the common connotation for homosexuals, but is not attracted to people of the same gender.
by Nickadee August 1, 2006