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Metro-North Railroad 

The Metro-North Railroad is a semi-decent commuter railroad in the New York metropolitan area. There are three lines, the Hudson Line (to/from Poughkeepsie); the Harlem (to/from Wassaic) and the New Haven Line (to/from New Haven, Conneticut). The New Haven Line has three smaller branches into Danbury, New Caanan and Waterbury. All three lines go as south as Grand Central Terminal.
I need to go home to Poughkeepsie, the Metro-North Railroad dosen't run past 1am.
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metro-north 

New York's subway for white people.
"I gotta get from the Bronx to Manhattan. I'll just pay 15 dollars on the Metro-North."
metro-north by bigtones June 1, 2006

metro-north it 

To ride the Metro-North railroad from/to 125th Street to/from Grand Central Terminal. Usually used by riders who did not normally ride this train between these two stations before the New York City Transit strike of 2005.
"How are you getting downtown this morning?"
"I'm going to metro-north it instead of walking."
metro-north it by raymond.e.c July 29, 2008

Metromorphosis 

The process by which men are transformed by urban association and lead the new masculine ideal.
Thinking of Mike back in the day prior to moving to the city vs. how he looks and behaves now, it's obvious he has gone through a complete metromorphosis.
Metromorphosis by metroguy10 October 13, 2010

Metro-North Railroad 

The railroad running from GCT in NYC to points north in upstate New York. The Metro-North Railroad (MNR) is operated by the MTA and joint-run by NJT West of the Hudson and joint-run by CT in Connecticut on the New Haven Line.
I took the Metro-North Railroad the other to Valhalla. Friendly conductors, and a pretty nice ride. Wish there was a little more legroom.

Nice. The last time I took the MNR, the train was delayed......

METRONOTEMPOMETER 

A crazy frantic mind-changing thing with a stick going wee woo and being indecisive as hell. Dedication to Hannah Riley Goku who came up with this truly astonishing word that will blow the world
Hannah: Ciara is like a metronotempometer
Ciara: WEE WOO WEE WOO my brain is silly
METRONOTEMPOMETER by Hoe lee bens November 20, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026