Metrosexual: Hey, umm, I just, umm, got, umm, this like, umm, cheap cellphone service, umm, called metroPCS, for like, umm, $40 a month, umm ya.
Normal Person: metroPCS? There based on the evil and
monopolistic CDMA
technology, how could anyone be stupid enough to actually use them. They don't even use SIM cards!
Metrosexual: Umm, what were we, umm, talkin' bout again?