Metro Man
A Metro Man is basically a vain creature who is in love with his own reflection and persona.
They love to blow dry their hair while looking at themselves in the mirror. They spend massive amounts of time shopping for clothes, the newest technology and anything that can make them "Look Cool" to other people.
They also spend countless dollars on face & skin lotions, shampoos, colones, & grooming accessories.
They are usually Cheaters and Players and make horrible boyfriends, husbands or "Life Partners." They are so vain that when they have sex, they are usually imagining fucking themselves.
They love to blow dry their hair while looking at themselves in the mirror. They spend massive amounts of time shopping for clothes, the newest technology and anything that can make them "Look Cool" to other people.
They also spend countless dollars on face & skin lotions, shampoos, colones, & grooming accessories.
They are usually Cheaters and Players and make horrible boyfriends, husbands or "Life Partners." They are so vain that when they have sex, they are usually imagining fucking themselves.
Reiner is such a Metro Man as he stands in a long, adoring gaze in front of his Bathroom Vanity with his hairdryer and $180's worth of beauty aids laid out before him.
Metro Man by Tina from the BGCA August 8, 2014
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