agile methodology 

No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.

Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."

-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"

agile methodology by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Methadone Boogie 

When a methadone user goes into a an altered state and begins a slight shuffle.

Looks like Travis just got his dose, he's doing the Methadone Boogie

Methadone Boogie by cjistan7117 January 24, 2011

Metrodomed 

(v) 1. To have your hopes and dreams destroyed. 2. To deflate.

1. John was really hoping to be accepted into college but was metrodomed when he received his rejection letter.

2. The 2010 Minnesota Vikings were expecting to reach the NFC Title Game again but their hopes and dreams were metrodomed again and again all season.

Metrodomed by jmuraz December 18, 2010

Methylone 

Chemical Name: 2-methylamino-1-(3,4-methylenedioxyphenyl)propan-1-one

It's a phenethylamine. Surprisingly close to the same as MDMA and legal. Only one molecule differentiates the two.

Methylone is an analogue of MDMAecstacy

Methylone by MrCharlesIV March 9, 2009

Methadone

methadone is used to treat pain and help heroine addicts stay clean and not suffer from withdrawal.

Robert went to the methadone clinic to get his dose.

Methadone by rjwooten January 2, 2018

scrum methodology 

An agile methodology primarily used for software application development related projects where you talk more about what you are going to do and spend less time actually doing it.

"Do we really need to have these update meetings every 2 hours? You want to know what I did for the past two hours, I was in other meetings, just like the two hours prior. I haven't wrote jack shit for code, but I am really getting sick of hearing Brenda say, 'Can you see my screen now?'"
Project manager responds, "We practice Scrum methodology here. If you don't like it go to Diane's team, they use Crystal Methods"
Stoned application developer responds, "Crystal Meth? Where is Diane's team?"

scrum methodology by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Methadonia 

The state of mind the drug Methadone puts you in. Methadonia is a replacement to the high that heroin or a fist full of pain killers will give you. The methadonia "high" is goverment controlled and each user documented and monitored. Methadone can be a cure or it can be a crutch depending on how the user wants to take advantage of it. Their are big differences in each patient of these programs. (The writer of this is a user or "patient" whatever you want to call me)

The orange or clear liquid i ingest every morning! Methadone takes me to the land of methadonia!

Methadonia by Stephen Kantan February 6, 2006