A group of strong, scraggly rednecks that are always jacked up on meth, similar to tweekers but with brute strength and yee yee tendencies. Most likely work in construction, landscaping, or almost always artificial turf installation
We were supposed to get our yard replaced with artificial turf but the company we hired sent a bunch of methnecks to install it and all they did was make weird noises and rub the turf against their face vigorously.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!