Someone who is proficiant in the ways of doing meth, while doing math and magic tricks. A combination of meth, mathmatics, and magician. METHMATICIAN!!!!
Guy 1-Man that guy looks like he does nothing but meth, believes in magic, and is really good at math.

Guy 2-Yah bro he looks like a real methmatician!!!!!

Guy 1-So wuts Johnny doin these days? Is he still in college?

Guy 2-Na man he dropped out, hes now a methmatician!!!
by spermdoner220 April 5, 2012
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A person with many meth related skills; eye-balling sack weight, makes a profit on sales AND has a personal sack, knowing where to get the best quality meth at the lowest prices, a meth user AND a functioning member of society, etc.
John never shorts a sack or re-rocks it because he's a methmatician.
by Faw_Q May 18, 2020
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A person who does their Meth financial accounts
That meth-head isn't broke from their habit coz their math is good, deadset Methmatician!
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